Claws!/Cover Boy/To Helga and Back

Plot:

To make a special dinner for his mother, Johnny buys a lobster. Unfortunately, the lobster will not cooperate. / To make a special dinner for his mother, Johnny buys a lobster. Unfortunately, the lobster will not cooperate. / Johnny sends away for a mail order perfect woman, but accidentally picks a Swedish fat woman named Helga instead. In an effort to ruin their "relationship", Johnny takes Helga to Steege Cage wrestling.