Hostile Environment Training

Plot:

The Hoff is looking to be a spokesperson for a charity and it is suggested that he campaign against land mines. Reluctantly Frank, the charity's CEO, sends him on a Hostile Environment course, run by foul-mouthed, tough-talking Mike Porridge, who is not impressed when Dieter and his father launch an escape attempt. As a result the charity declines the Hoff's services and worse is to come when Max, now jobless, deep in debt and equally desperate, books him a singing gig with a Turkistani 'businessman' who is in reality a ruthless war-lord.