The Cricket Match
Plot:
Mr Khan has bought a wide screen television with surround sound and hopes to ask his pals round to watch the England versus Pakistan cricket match. Unfortunately Mrs Khan's friend Mrs Shafiq's husband has just died and she wants him out of the house so that she and her women friends can have a prayer meeting. After unsuccessfully asking Dave to let him uses the mosque's television Khan bullies Amjad into sneaking his set out of the prayer room into the back where his friends are waiting. However his attempts to grope for the remote have a traumatic effect on Mrs ...